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[what_ho_jeeves]

Who: Bertie Wooster and OPEN
What: A Wooster about town
When: All day today-ish
Where: Various locations
Notes & Warnings: Multiple starters in the post, or feel free to add your own! Prose or action spam both welcome.

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[what_ho_jeeves]

"Well, the French speak a language called French. They're dashed good cooks, and by and large know how to have a good time. Also, they produce wine and drink it frequently. That may go some way towards explaining why they are both gay and passionate. The Germans are not very nice, except sometimes they are. I think it depends on the political situation and how things stand vis a vis our two nations, but I don't follow politics, bloody boring the lot of it. The Swedes have a king. His name is King Gustaf the Fifth."

That last tidbit of information was something he remembered from Jeeves.

[folkscallmewander]

"Those people sound really interestin'!" The French sounded the most fun to be with, but he wouldn't mind visiting the Swede king as well. He'd have to ask where their home planets are, but he was sure they were in the vicinity of America.

"But, what I was tryin' to get at is what they actually look like. Y'know, like how I look different from you? I've traveled to lotsa places but I never met those kinda aliens."