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[what_ho_jeeves]

Who: Bertie Wooster and OPEN
What: A Wooster about town
When: All day today-ish
Where: Various locations
Notes & Warnings: Multiple starters in the post, or feel free to add your own! Prose or action spam both welcome.

Comments

[thumbsdown]

[So... pissed off alien. Not much he can do there. He has a feeling shooting it would only cause more trouble, especially if it's over a misunderstanding with a woman. He looks through the peephole, sees nothing, and heads back to his chair with a grunt.]

Better hope he doesn't remember you if you run into him again.

[Otherwise, this guy is gonna be doing a lot of running and hiding.]

Might wanna figure out how you're supposed to say no to those things, too.

[Preferably without offending them.]

[what_ho_jeeves]

"No" is such a difficult word. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, you see. [And hence is the root of Bertie's life as a doormat.] It's not the act of a preux chevalier, and Woosters must always be preux.

[thumbsdown]

I've never found it all that difficult.

[He tilts his head with a clueless look at that, though. He has no idea what he's talking about now.]

The act of a what?

[Preux...? Jeez, it's almost like talking to Arcade.]