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Intergalactic space traveler ([personal profile] folkscallmewander) wrote in [community profile] the_last_resort2014-08-22 08:19 am

Wander Log | The Props

Who: Wander | Various starters
What: Wander dealing with the prop situation
When: Through this week
Where: Various places around town and the resort
Notes & Warnings: Three starters in comments.

Fake Cut
what_ho_jeeves: (:-))

I half imagine that the tonic accidentally does something ridiculous, like turns their hair blue...

[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2014-08-28 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Bertie tips his hat in acknowledgement of Wander's thanks.

"Anything for a chum, old bean. I'm only too happy to help a friend in need. It is the Wooster Code, you see, and I abide by it faithfully."
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2014-08-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't actually remember my parents very well. There's my Aunts, of course, but they're now all Traverses and Crayes and whatnot. And cousin Claude and cousin Eustace, but they aren't heir to the name and do not feel the heavy weight of upholding the family honour so the Wooster who fought at Agincourt would not look down from heaven upon his descendants and go 'I say now, that lot is load of rubbish.'"
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2014-08-31 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just so. Uncle George avoided the old ball and chain his whole life, so now he has no sons to pass down old Yaxley title. Wooster B. is next in line. Uncle George is fit as a fiddle, however, and isn't likely to top off any time soon, thank goodness."

Bertie is much happier not having any responsibilities, and owning a drafty old country manse looks like work.

"Agincourt is in France, I think. Except it was supposed to be part of England, and people were dashed mad about it and arguing about who was king of what so they fought a war." Bertie's grasp of history is shaky. He mostly knows that Agincourt is Important because it means that Woosters are an old family, and that matters to the Aunts who constantly told him about the Wooster at Agincourt while he was growing up.
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[personal profile] what_ho_jeeves 2014-09-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
"They're allies now. They decided that they both dislike the Germans more than they dislike each other and now everything's boomps-a-daisy between those two, but not so hot with the Huns, which is odd because the King of England is a German."