the_last_resort | Agent K

[Narvin lets that go because *he* isn't sure he likes the subject of the talks either. But he definitely didn't hire someone to blow up a fence over it. Still, he's used to people blaming him whenever something nefarious happens, so he feels it's better to say nothing and try to avoid calling suspicion upon himself.

He focuses instead on the issue of psychic residue.]

When I tried to examine the area before, something stopped me. It was as if my senses were turned against me and instead of going towards the explosion site, I was compelled to run away from it.

Can you better describe how it felt?

[Kay is reading over something on the new device he's pulled out. The language isn't English. Or any language Narvin would immediately be familiar with. Whatever it is, Kay is following it without having any trouble.]

But no, there's nothin' on here that would register as an extra-sensory external neural impulse.

It's difficult to explain. [Narvin cranes his neck to nosily try to read over Kay's shoulder. His lips purse in disappointment when he's unable to read the display.]

It was as if something was telling me that I should be anywhere but near here. Not in words, just an impulse. An...instinct. [He's reluctant to use the word "instinct." He does things according to reason, to logic, not gut feelings. But it's the most accurate way he could think of to describe the overriding sensation.]

[It is unfortunately the turn of phrase Kay clues in on, and finally his gaze turns sharply from the device to Narvin (even if he doesn't move his head).]

Instinct.

[He squints.] What other strong corporeal senses do you have?

[Narvin is taken aback by Kay's sudden focus on him. And by what seems to him a bit of a non sequitur, although the way Kay says it Narvin's thinks that he's following a very clear train of thought, just not one Narvin himself is privy to yet.]

We have a large number of time senses, many of which are fairly rare in sentient species. We're also very sensitive to sensations of motion and gravity. I can feel the gravitational pull of this planet, and the moon above, and all of us spinning through space. We also possess a keen sense of taste compared to many races, to the degree that if I really needed to I could detect the specific chemical composition of soil residue by taste alone, although doing so is uncouth. Not to mention it tastes rather disgusting. Our sense of smell is likewise strong, as taste and smell are tied together.

[He ends with a shrug, wondering if any of that was helpful for the hypothesis Kay is pursuing.]

Do you know if your evolutionary base was pack hunters? Meat eaters?

[He doesn't yet know what a sensitive subject this is. But it's a... decent lead. It means if security takes a dog of some sort with them, or someone descended from carnivores with similar attributes, it could come in useful. It might lead them to the cause quicker than any of his scanners.]

[Narvin purses his lips, then clears his throat, then looks away for a while before answering, trying to decide whether he *should* answer. In the end he concludes that catching the possible terrorists is more important than pride.]

Yes, although we don't speak of it much. Some scientists speculate that our telepathy first evolved as a function of pack communication. And there are some...aspects of our digestive system that...ah...indicate a carnivorous evolutionary heritage. [It's terribly embarrassing for a species that makes a great show out of being peaceful and abhorring violence as barbaric to admit that their ancestors hunted down other life forms and devoured them.]

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Could come in kinda handy. If you can tell when they're comin' like the other pack hunters, maybe it'll help to have someone around that can actually say, "Hey guys I'm feeling uneasy."

Especially, I notice, since you've been wantin' to stick your nose in the investigation pretty hard.

[He doesn't know if that means Narvin is involved or not. The intensity of his interest is a little suspicious, as his behaving as if he has the right to know.]

Speaking of what you mentioned earlier, what would happen if you tasted this dirt? [Another genuine question.]

[Narvin grows tense at Kay pointing out that he noticed Narvin's interest in the investigation.]

Force of habit. I used to sometimes serve as a consultant for investigations of this nature when the Chancellery Guard needed a specialist in technical matters.

[Best lie he can do on short notice.]

Anything to get this matter settled quickly.

[At Kay's question, he glances at the dirt, then back up at Kay.]

I would spit it out again immediately.

But, if there were traces of unusual chemicals in the area, I would probably taste it.

Well, if you give it a try it'll be our dirty little secret. [Yes, yes he did just make that joke. And it's an awful joke and somewhere someone's heart panged in pain. But the cruel, unwavering agent that Kay is means that he doesn't even blink in the face of his own reprehensible humor.]

[He steps back from the site, putting away the psychic scanner. That didn't yield much of anything.]

[Narvin stares at him a few seconds, wondering if he really meant to say that or if it was an unconscious slip. No, he's pretty sure Kay meant to say that.]

I'm glad no one else was around to hear that. [Narvin has a strong constitution. He can take it. Being around Braxiatel so often inoculated him to wordplay and puns.]

All right, I'll do it.

But don't look. It's...embarrassing.

Fair enough.

[He turns his back on Narvin, jamming his hands in his pockets like it's the most casual of things. He's not ignoring a man about to stick dirt in his mouth, nope!]

[He doesn't want to admit it, but it's the fact that Narvin looks very human that does make this a little weird to watch. He's glad to turn around.]

[Narvin crouches down, pinches up a dirt sample between his thumb and fingers, and, before he can think too much about what else might be in forest dirt, drops it in his mouth.

He mouths it for a good two nanospans to make sure he gets a full and proper taste, then spits it out. Afterwards, he makes ample sounds of disgust with much tongue smacking and licking the air like it will take the taste of dirt away.]

[Kay turns around upon hearing that, hands still in his pocket.]

Any luck, Sunshine?

[Narvin hurriedly sticks his tongue back in his mouth when Kay turns around.]

There's higher than expected amounts of potassium nitrate, some kind of concentrated carbon that's unfamiliar to me, and...[His mouth twists]...sulfur.

Other than that it's the usual decayed plant and animal material, and various trace minerals.

Concentrated carbon... [He says out loud thoughtfully.] Gunpowder.

[And, if pressed, these things can be naturally produced by something. Stored in a body. That's bothersome. Hell, the spider itself could have gone off if rigged.]

Gives me somethin' to think about. Thank you for your time.

[He starts to walk by him, patting him on the shoulder.]

[Narvin jumps at the pat on the shoulder, not expecting it. Then trots to keep up with Kay as he starts to walk by.]

What's your theory?

[All full of pestering curiosity here.]

Not one I'm at liberty to share. [He says simply, putting his hand back in his pockets.] Don't wanna get too far ahead of myself. Too much speculation can lead to stupid mistakes.

I see. Very well then. [He doesn't like it, isn't used to being denied information, but he can't force Kay to share his theory. But it doesn't stop him from asking questions.]

I wonder if the associated caninoid agitation is an unintentional side effect of either the method of explosion or the species who set the bomb, or if it was an anti-dog whistle of some sort to keep guard dogs away.

[Just going to talk about that like he's not included in this category of caninoids.]

Ever heard of something called the "Infrasonic 17 Hz tone experiment"? It's a test humans did on infrasound based on our own range of audible sound wavelengths.

[There's no harm in making conversation, and while it seems a little like a deviation from topic he does plan to bring it around.]

No, I haven't. I'm aware that humans have fairly keen hearing as far as intelligent species goes, but my knowledge of Terran science on the matter is limited.

What is it?

[Relevant or not, now Narvin's curious.]

More keen than we let on. The experiment suggested that infrasound can fill us with fear, anxiety, make us imagine pressure on our chest.

Similarly you have some species that will flee any sort of electromagnetic pulse, immediately registering it as a threat. Birds of my word migrate based on the direction of the poles. So it makes you wonder.

Maybe convergent evolution has given you guys some traits that keys you in on something that you can't consciously detect. The sense is there, but only there enough for you to be on guard or to know not to approach. I just have no clue what that something would be. [Unfortunately he's not excluding Narvin from that evolutionary line, because it's useful.]

[Narvin supposed that it could be worse. At least it's practical, instead of inciting something like territorial aggression. Still, he's a proper Time Lord and proper Time Lords do hate to admit that beneath the robes and extensive genetic tinkering they're just mammals.]

It's lovely being a living bomb detector.

Ah well, I suppose this means that I least I won't need to worry about being a victim of these bombs. I'll probably be mindlessly running away before they go off.

You got a bomb problem?

[This promises to be a pretty good story. He's glad to enter the fence again, though. He's not so much of a bomb magnet, but today isn't a good day to start.]

A run of ill luck with them.

[He has to pause for half a nanospan to think of how to explain while still pretending that he was in no way ever a professional intelligence operative back on his home planet.]

The first was at a diplomatic conference, much like this one now. I was there as...a servitor tech, to make sure that the robot servitors were operating according to specs. The ambassador from Unvoss was assassinated by means of an explosive in his drink. I happened to be right next to him at the time and was lucky not to have been injured. It was a near thing.

The second time I wasn't so lucky. There had been a string of terrorist attacks on Gallifrey, explosions much like this. I was a technical consultant for the investigation and determined that the bombs were being sneaked into high secure areas hidden within the mechanisms of newscast camera drones. When I made this discovery, I realized that the members of government were potentially in grave danger of mass assassination. There were all in the Panopticon holding a debate surrounded by these camera drones. I ran to them, opened the casing on one to offer proof of the threat, and triggered an early detonation sequence. The bomb went off right in my face.

And the third time...[The third time was the worst. But at least he could be completely honest about what happened.]...the third time was during the civil war. Romana had assigned me and her body guard, Leela, to plants explosives along the artron forum, to destroy it while it was deserted. I was selected for the job because I best knew the mechanics of the bomb. And Leela is a hunter, a human, and an expert at stealth. Plus she carried the bombs for me. The first few were planted and set without incident, but the bombs were old, corrupted. The timer was faulty on one, and it went off in my face. If it weren't for Leela, I wouldn't have survived. Finding medical care wasn't easy with the war on and Pandora hot on our heels.

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