Bertie peered around the room searching for Agent K. To everyone and anyone nearby him he said, "What ho, I'm looking for a man named K. Just K. Dashed short name. It must have been pleasantly easy to learn to spell as a school child. I still remember poor Beauregard Aloysius Buringham-Feldings at Malvern House Preparatory, who took three weeks to get his right.

"Anyway, I have a present for this K chap, so if you see him send him on this way."