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what_ho_jeeves ([personal profile] what_ho_jeeves) wrote in [community profile] the_last_resort 2014-09-11 06:53 am (UTC)

[He stops humming in the middle of a musical phrase.]

What? Oh, yes. Isn't it corking?

[And starts at the beginning, adding words this time.]

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

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