"I don't actually remember my parents very well. There's my Aunts, of course, but they're now all Traverses and Crayes and whatnot. And cousin Claude and cousin Eustace, but they aren't heir to the name and do not feel the heavy weight of upholding the family honour so the Wooster who fought at Agincourt would not look down from heaven upon his descendants and go 'I say now, that lot is load of rubbish.'"