"No, just a standard baby grand." He frowns. "I'm not rightly sure what the difference is between a pianoforte and a mere piano. But Jeeves referred to mine as a pianoforte, and Jeeves is always correct, so I assume that mine is such."

Bertie's eyebrows raise in alarm as the extent of Wander's fur-theft is revealed. He listens to Wander's explanation with a sympathetic face.

"Oh, the tonic is something I brought from home. But I wouldn't mind sharing it with a friend, not at all. Let it never be said that Bertram W. is stinging to friends."