[He gets on his communicator as the big guy lumbers over and quickly calls someone to bring a big pair of waterproof hip waders and a clean-up bot pronto. It doesn't seem like it is doing this on purpose it's... just... really goddamn unfortunate. He can't even imagine what the hell happened to this big poor man.]

[He reaches into his coat and puts on a pair of rubber gloves, before pulling out the communicator again.]

And a piece of chocolate cake. Bring a piece of chocolate cake. Make it fast.

[And then he puts his hands in his pockets, watching as it stuffs it's mouth with candy.]

They'll be right here with it. So are you enjoyin' the celebration here, big guy?