[The dog stretches out to lick the tips of his fingers and snuffle at them. Niko watches the fingers wiggle which are about as trippy as the eyes blinking are now.]

Yeah. Maybe he's just good about not thinking of where it went. Or that other dogs have parts he doesn't have. Or maybe he is happy with the parts he has now that other dogs don't have.

It is very lucky my dog has not tried to make puppies with him even though it's useless. You feed these dogs enough they want doggy boyfriends. Girlfriends. Whatever. Fuckbuddies.