Better be offering caps if you want me to do it again.
[Or emeralds. Whatever. He watches the dog blinking at them with all four eyes, and reaches down to pet it. Only, his arm isn't long enough. He ends up just sort of wiggling his fingers at it instead.]
No, he doesn't. He still tries sometimes, he'll lift his leg against the fence like he forgets he doesn't have anything to do it with. Then he'll look all pleased with himself.
[He ends up lying back completely and staring at the ceiling.]
Must be nice to be a dog, y'know? Rex can't eat or pee on anything but he pretends to do both of them anyway and he's happy with that.
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[Or emeralds. Whatever. He watches the dog blinking at them with all four eyes, and reaches down to pet it. Only, his arm isn't long enough. He ends up just sort of wiggling his fingers at it instead.]
No, he doesn't. He still tries sometimes, he'll lift his leg against the fence like he forgets he doesn't have anything to do it with. Then he'll look all pleased with himself.
[He ends up lying back completely and staring at the ceiling.]
Must be nice to be a dog, y'know? Rex can't eat or pee on anything but he pretends to do both of them anyway and he's happy with that.