"They should wouldn't!" He could help but laugh at the thought of their potential surprise.

Thought ruining the lives of some guards just doing their job did not sounds like a good idea.

"I don't have to move around on my own, I guess." He did his best shrug as one could while hanging off someone's arm. "An' I always wanted to pretend I was a floppy doll."

That wasn't true, but he did feel like that at the moment.