Niles kept his best poker face on as Una gave her explanation, but both interest and suspicion lurked in his eyes. He paused to consider his words before he answered her question.

"I'm trying to decide if you're for real, or if this ends with the gullible mark who follows you getting jabbed with a narcotic and waking up three days later and two hundred miles away naked in a shack and devoid of all valuable possessions and possible an organ or two.

"In your favour is that a predatory con artist would probably come up with a slightly less insane story. But do you have any proof that this place exists, something you can show me, like an object, or a picture even?"